REAR-ENDED.....................

So I hit the drive through at Starbucks this morning for a large dark coffee. While in line, I accidentally rear-end the guy in the car ahead of me....SHIT.
The guy gets out of his car and he's a frickin' dwarf.
He walks to the back of the car shaking his head and looking at his rear bumper......"Ya' know, I'm not happy".....
I said..."Well...which one are you then???"