ROUGH BUSINESS..........
So......Sunday afternoon, I hit the same section of trail that was responsible for my face looking like I had just gone the distance with Muhammad Ali.
Just riding along with DaSug and I bounce of a tree hard enough to send me across the trail. Now my shoulder is all bruised and has been bothering me for a few days.....I'M A WRECK!!!!
Probably injuries equivelant to those that would keep Randy off his bike for 10 weeks or so.
But, I'm a man......So much of a man am I that next time I decide to hit up that particular trail, I will leave my bike at home and take my chainsaw.
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Maybe your just not doing it right..
Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
Call a tree surgeon. Bubba dun whupped up on them trees again.
Git 'r dun!
Seems to me that your retaliation on the tree that f'up your eye was countered by a much larger tree that then f'up your shoulder. When I heard the thud and saw you bounce across the trail, I politely asked if you were OK. You stated the manly "yeah I do that all the time" and acted like it was no big deal (and then likely went home and cried)
Look out for that sapling's big bro.
Any self-respecting Clyde woulda mowed that wussy little tree down. Tsk. Yer just a shadow of the man you used to be. *sigh*
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