LESSON LEARNED..............................

Why is Bubba lined up almost dead last in a wave of near 60 riders???

That's because Bubba is STOOOOOPID........

Takin' his game overseas to the SSWC..............I gave him some beer money.

Takin' his game to a new level....................I need to buy him a beer.

3 overall womens sport and recently turned 21. She should really ride her bike more.....and have a beer.


Let him eat fer' cryin' out load.

Coooooooooooooooooooop don't do beer. He has a low tolerance for stupidity.....Who'd-a-thunk judging by the crowd he hangs with.

Megatron..............................

A COOL DAY................JULIE'S PICS

HUMP DAY........................

So....Anybody riding this weekend??

NICE TIME.....................RASTA RALLY

Pictured above is Extreme's own John Senkerik, my cousin Amy, Uncle Eddie, Myself (I was looking away at some chick who kept whistling at me) Amy's boyfriend Terry, the 2 tax advantages, and Extreme's own Rick Walls.

We headed up to Hodag country Saturday afternoon to preride and I was second guessing the rigid SS bike choice right away. The course was fine for singlespeeding, but the absence of any suspension had me taking a real ass pounding. I knew by Sunday afternoon, I would be feeling like the newest inmate in the prison.
I should point out that my whining will garner no sympathy from the other 3 SS'ers in the field who were all riding rigid bikes as well. Oh well......enough about me.




Jamie kicked off her birthday celebration by taking 2nd overall in the womens race.Happy birthday Jamie.She should ride her bike more.

Amy was looking good and havin' fun.

Rough day for Meg, but better days will be had. Had to be the socks. Pay-up sucka.

Rick was haaaaaaaaulin' for 2nd in SS.

It hurt pretty good..........but I'm a man. Just not "The Man".

Thanks to Terry and Amy for the great food and hospitality. These trails are a blast....worth squeezing in some extra time to ride them when you're up for the WORS race. Out...........

NAPPY-HEADED SHMOE.................................

I believe Randy Moss is going to be a Green Bay Packer. Possibly as soon as this weekend, but by the start of the season for sure.

Randy Moss(with his nappy-head screwed on straight) is still about as good as it gets at wide receiver, but it seems that many packer fans just can get around the "simulated mooning" incident of a few years ago.

Packer fans are funny.....on one hand they want a chance to get to the super bowl, but seem to want their players to all be well-spoken, polite, model citizens.

Good luck finding 53 of those.

MULTI-TASKING....................................

I'm trying to formulate a plan to get all my house and yard work handled and still log some much needed saddle time. Chances are, I will be neglecting some yard work again this summer.

Headed to The Rasta Rally this weekend with this creep,this creep, and this clown. It should be a gas. My cousin's boyfriend and his much better half are a couple of the locals responsible for improving these trails over the last few years. They say the course is in great shape right now and is about as technical as it possibly could be.

I think everybody at Casa de Bubba is ready to go, but it is the first race of a long year. Who knows what to expect.

I did get a nice trail ride in with Meg on Sunday at the Kettles and thought we rode pretty well. We rode about 20-25 miles or so. It was pretty hot and I ran out of water and got the cramps.

I like the cramps.....Meg does not.

HERE YOU GO YOU PERVES......................................

I told her to send a resume to Mitchman Enterprises. She claims to have a ton of experience. He'll give her a job.

WAY TO GO DON..............................

As a result of the Imus fiasco, there will only be 49 contestants in the 2007 Miss Black America Contest . No one wants to wear the sash that says IDAHO !

RACE READY....................................

Well.....The visits to the "Y" are decreasing and the miles are slowly increasing. I've got a nice new bike from Gunnar that should have my competetion dropping their shit and quitting before the race even starts. I've got a set of Bubba Beaters in the correct wheel size. New kit. Hell.....I've even got myself down to a nimble 234 lbs.

I plan to kick things off in the land of HODAG on the 29th.

Rest assured....I still suck...although hopefully slightly less than last season.

GET A LEG UP....................................................................

Word is out that you can get a leg up on yours truly by securing a set of "Bubba Beaters" from this clown. He's setting up many of the clydes with these beauties in a variety of colors and options.

First of all, I can only think of one person that would buy something simply because it claims it will help you beat Bubba. He's already got all the good shit and all it does is make his bike lighter and look nicer when it's being pushed.

If you need new wheels....fine ...I'm sure they are great, but just show up and your chances of throwing me in the hurt locker are pretty darn good.

I will say this...If these Bubba Beaters keep flying off the shelves, I think somebody's gonna have to kick up a few points.

MY VIEW...............................................

I don't really have any problem with people attracted to people who's junk matches theirs. Heck...I'm sure I have freinds who are homosexual (no proof-just guessing). Some gay guys are downright hillarious.
I'm just really, REALLY glad I'm not one of them.

Replace gays above with accountants, and you have my view on accountants as well. Now....If you're a gay accountant, you might just be pushin' your luck with the Bubbster a little bit.

I think she is an accountant. I mean she's always counting money.

Anyone who thinks I deserve an ass-whoopin' for posting this.......Rest assured I'll get one but good at the Beatdown tomorrow night(weather permitting of course).

I DON'T KNOW.............WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UPDATE YOUR LAME-ASS BLOG?

I'm going to do this.

These trails are awesome... I'd bet you will get to see alot more of them doing this than you will at the WORS race.

Who's in??

BE CAREFUL OF THESE GUYS....................................

Some jack-ass in one of these almost sent COOOOOOOOOOOP and I off the road , rolling onto someones front lawn last night. Luckily, these two attentive clydes were onto to his game way before he made his move. Coop said "I know Lamont ain't paying attention" and I answered " No kidding...his passenger side rear view mirror is probably somewhere under that pile of shit in the bed."

Rest assured, we weren't gonna let some junk man keep us from updating two of the freshest and most interesting blogs around.

PUSHING BUTTONS......................................

A conversation...

Bubba: Hey Julie..There's some wacky stuff on the blogs lately.

Julie: You mean you guys are bored again.

Bubba: No really............check this out.

Julie:(after reading about 2 minutes of political and religious banter) Give me a break....Those blogs are much more entertaining when everybody's making fun of each other and especially when they're making fun of you. Now move and let me check the e-mail quick..I'm tired.

Julie: Here you go.. and try not to fall asleep in front of the computer screen again.

In other news.....

This creep got her temps. last night and will be driving a car in the near future.

God help us all.....................................................oops.

Interesting to note that the new product rep. for cycleops trainers has put zero minutes on hers since the picture was taken . Her total time logged to date remains at 12 minutes. That's advertising for ya'.

CHEQUAMEGON......................................

I'm in.............The check cleared.

I think I have a good chance of cracking the top 800 this year. Go Bubba!!

GARBAGE IN.......GARBAGE OUT.................

I'm really surprised I haven't been dropped from a bunch of link lists as lame as this blog has been lately. Sorry and thanks.
Truth is, I aint got nuthin' these days.
Yeah....I have been doing some riding and am still getting to the "Y" a couple times a week for swimming and pump class. It would be cool to keep up the pump class once a week or so and swim a couple days before work, but I just don't know if I'm that motivated. You know how it is when the weather gets right and you can find cycling "good times" with the local schmucks just about every night of the week.

I've had the Rockhound out for a few short rides and I think it's going to be a great bike for me (It may just stay in one piece too), but lately I've been thinking about doing the singlespeed class in WORS..........How screwed up is that??? However with 24/9, Ore to Shore, a few WEMS races and hopefully Chequamegon on the radar, I should have plenty of opportunities to ride the Gunnar.

I hope to get down to Parkside Sunday for the races. I have been told to try the Masters 40+ instead of the 4-5 race, but I don't know if I can get there that early.
Bubba and Masters.........Two words not used together very often, but it does have a nice ring to it. If you get spit out the back...are you still a Master???

ANYBODY SEEN MY KID???...........

I let my kid go bike racing with him?? I must have been liquored up.

MAIDEN VOYAGE.....................................

I took the "Graped Ape" out for it's first little ride tonight. Pretty damn nice.

I'm gonna' get my ass handed to me in style this season.

Before I went on my ride I took a walk on the "Bubba trail" with these two. The river is high and mooovin'. We observed something I've never seen in 43 years of living on the river. Giant chunks of ice busting loose and floating down the river. They were making loud crashing sounds as they broke loose and when they hit rocks and fallen trees in the river. One piece got stood up on end and was about 12 feet tall. We must have just been in the right place at the right time. Awesome sight. I had to keep Jack-shit from jumping in and taking a rocket ride to Jones Island.

LIVING UP TO HIS NAME....GUSTO IS REALLY GETTING MOTIVATED................................

After taking Gus for an exam, the vet confirmed our hunch....he's older than dirt. She said 12 yrs old was a good guess. She also found him to have pretty bad ear infections in both ears, and very "old man" hips and joints......but no cataracts and his teeth are actually pretty nice for a dog his age. She also said his lack of muscle tone indicates that he may have been owned by someone elderly that could not or just did not exercise him. However, as is the case with strays, you just don't really know their story. This guy swears that with the name Gus, he belongs to some old polish dude on the south side who's gonna' want him back as soon as I dump a few hundred bucks on his health care.

BUT GUS IS ON THE REBOUND........................
I have been aggressively treating the ear infections and they are clearing up real nice. We've got him on some supplements for joint health, and our vet gave us some samples of arthritis meds to get things moving along a little quicker. He's looking better every day.

With all the attention being paid to Gusto, Jack is feeling a little "left out of the loop", but he's being a good sport. This is the look I've been getting lately. Pretty pathetic. I keep telling him things will be back to normal soon.

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A SNAPPY DRESSER............................................

ROLLER BALL.........................................

Yeah...I'm still here....Just doin' a little swimmin', ridin', liftin'....you know...stickin' to the plan.

GUS'S LAST HURRAH......................

Yup.....Gusto is going to finish his "stretch" on this piece of spinning dirt at Casa de Bubba. We adopted him from HAWS and brought him home today. He was found as a stray and was not claimed. Gus is O.L.D. old. They guess around 12, but I would say he's closer to my age. He had to have been a great friend to someone for a long time, but nobody came callin' for him. They tell us there many reasons why people would abandon an old dog with his best years far behind him, but whatever the reason...... Gus got screwed bigtime. So we will just spoil the shit out of him for whatever time he has left (hopefully more...maybe less).

Jack seems really cool with the whole thing, but I'm sure that's in part because he doesn't have to worry about losing any foot-races to a fresh stack of cat crap in the litter box. Hell....he might even share.

BIG STORM??.........................................

How cool would it be to blast around on one of these this weekend?

I think they are a bit pricy, and I wonder how much use you would really get out of it.

Pretty interesting bike though.

DOUBLE DUTY.................MOONLIGHTING AT THE RUSTY TOOL SHED

I found this on the web while searching for something to jumpstart this CRAP that my blog has become. Type in "dork"...click "images" and presto..........

So, he finds the glasses I busted last Saturday, throws some dye in his mop, and gets a part-time job at Copps serving burgers and thinks he's under cover.

I wouldn't mind a new Waterford either, but geeez...........

So next time you go to Copps for a sundae or bannana split, look him up. I'd do it myself, but I've been hitting Coldstone hard lately......really hard.

I WAS WAY AHEAD OF MY TIME WITH THE AUSTIN POWERS LOOK.....................

MEGATRON'S FIRST BIKE......................

I have access to a scanner now, and have challenged my brothers and my Ma to find the most embarrassing photos of the creeps they can.

DONE.......

Last week when Russell busted his sheeeet on that low branch I remember saying to myself " I better take that down before somebody important gets hurt" Well....I forgot and sure enough, somebody important got hurt. Me.

No, I didn't break any teeth like he did, but that is most likely because my mouth was closed when I hit it. I do have a pretty stiff neck though. It hurts to even eat, but you can bet I'll find a way.
I plan to treat my stiff neck the same as I treat a stiff.....................Ya know, It kinda sucks that my kids and some of their friends read this lame blog. You would think they have better things to do.

NOT AS PRETTY AS I ONCE WAS.....................................................................

ITALIAN VALENTINE............................

Screw Valentine's day..................

I really don't mean to offend anyone, but I am a good son, husband, dad, friend, etc. exactly 13 days per year and DAMNIT...I'm going to pick which 13 days. ........not Hallmark or FTD.

End rant.

Oh....By the way I will be taking my family out for Mexican tonight. If I must blow my hard earned cash on an over-commercialized holiday, I'm gonna get a plate of enchilladas out if it.....that's for sure.

Out.

SHEBOYGAN 06..........................

Speed guaranteed..

I call this one.... Double-mint commercial gone terribly wrong??

Tosa-cross-dresser made a rare showing.

The SS ate her up that day.

Looks like an old guy pulling a couple young guys.

I call this one .....Winner?..Loser?.....Take your pick.

Extreme Rig addiction.....Why does mine look noticeably cooler than the others??

I'M BORED..................I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD

Things are really boring lately. Bored at work, bored at home, even bored reading blogs. No offense, and all due respect, but it's just a bad time of year to have a blog with a spin on cycling unless you do BMX.

I've always been a fan of Iggy Pop. In 1977 The Idiot Tour was launched with (remember who??) on keyboards. I was 13 years old and thought Rock and Roll had hit it's pinacle. They actually played the Oriental Theater in 77. I was not in attendance.............drag.

What were you listening to at age 13??

REMEMBER WHEN SUPER BOWLS WERE SUPER?..............

LAME...LAME...LAME..

Is that the best the NFL has to offer?? Fer-crissakes this was more entertaining. You would think the Bears would have put on a better show (being The Monsters of Midway and all). Well..... Midway through the 1st quarter, this monster took his advice and headed for the snacks.

Speaking of lame.....Did you ever go back and re-read your blog??? Rarely does one put together a string of good posts. There are always lame ones mixed in to keep to keep a guy (or gal) humble. I thought I had a pretty good September 2006, but turns out it wasn't even really that good.

CHICAGO PUBLIC SCHOOL PICTURE DAY..........................

Get over it boys and girls. Your going to have to deal with him for a while yet.

And do yourselves a favor.......Hide your lunch money.

ALL DUDS AT THE BARN.........................................

Not the clan.......but my pictures. This is about the only decent one I got all night. In my defense, I've heard people say it's tough to get good shots in there.

There's one in every crowd.